GONE

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Athirah

misses this

Was That An Earthquake Or Did You Just Rock My World?

It was just like a scene from a horror movie...

HAHAHAA, what an opening line huh?

I was waiting for the lift (Because going up using stairs is a form of pure torture) and when the lift on the right opened, it was dark. Dark dark, as in 'not even the emergency lights were on' dark. Not funny, so I waited for the lift on the right. When it opened, it was dark too! I was already thinking of going up the stairs (After watching numerous horror and thriller movies, I have concluded that at least one person is attacked/dies in the lift) when the original lift (the one on the right) opened and a woman came out.

I asked her if it was scary and she said, "No la, It's so fast!". So I stepped into the lift, pressed '15', covered my face with my hoodie and turned "Nothing Lasts Forever" (Ironic no?) at full blast!

Obviously I survived the ride, or I wouldn't be typing it out, would I?

Did You Fart? Because You Blew Me Away

Since Afiq had a birthday party and my dad went to the office, I took Adam to the congested building with the 'Secret Garden' for lunch. And no, I'm not talking about the garden from Frances Hodgson Burnett's novel. Anyways, we headed to Carls Jr. because my beloved brother wanted the satisfy his hunger with the Chilli Cheese Fries.

When I went to water counter, I decided to try the Iced Tea and took a piece of lemon as well. When I drank it, my first expression was :

It was horrible! Since it's refillable, and Adam initially wanted Coke and I purposely filled it with Iced Tea so the Coke won't ruin the taste of the Iced Tea when I refill it (confused?), I made HIM finish the drink. How? I told him to either risk being embarrassed by throwing the Iced Tea into the sink or finish it to refill it with Coke (Ha-ah, Cocaine).

Adam, being the ever so macho guy, decided to finish it. While he was finishing it, I read the card where the whole menu is listed, and it clearly stated UNSWEETENED Iced Tea! Maybe they should emphasize the fact that it's unsweetened on the dispenser too?!

And no, this will not go into the "Hall of Bimbotic Moments".

Actual Conversations

A: Are you with ___?

B: Nope, he's not here right now

A: I mean, are you in a relationship with him?
B: OHHH, HAHAHAHAH NOOOOO!

Scene: A meets B with B's girlfriend

A: So, what are you doing now?
B: Uhh, dating?
A: I mean, generally. Where are you studying?