My sister and I had a long talk about marriage last night and we came up with a list of people you can't tie the knot with in case it doesn't end the way it's supposed to:
- A lawyer: Duh, for palpable reasons. You'll end up suing each other.
- A musician: A week after the divorce, he'll compose a song about how you met and crushed his fragile heart
- A surgeon: He's very fine at cutting people up, so mess with him and it'll be like a scene from 'Dexter'.
- A chef: Same reason as a surgeon. Though he'll probably serve you as a dish after that.
- A pharmacist: A person good with chemicals? He'll spike your drink and make it look like a suicide attempt!
- An author: Because you'll be the latest brutal murder victim in his latest crime novel
I think I'd better stop now, or there'll be no one left to marry!
Since Math was after ESL, I politely asked Miss Azreena if I could go downstairs to print out some slides for Math. I was trying to search and print the file as fast as my 'fishcake' fingers could type, because we were watching a movie during ESL and I didn’t want to miss it.
I'm a very 'terbolah' (Kelantan term for clumsy) person you see, and I forgot the golden rule, which is you should NEVER put a half-empty (Yeah, pessimist here. The glass is never half full) can of chocolate drink beside the keyboard. Why? Because when your eyes are on the screen instead of where the can is supposed to be placed at, you're bound to spill it all over the table. Oh, and the keyboard!
When I realised what just happened, I panicked, looked around if anyone saw it, logged off and ran upstairs! Told Fido and Farah what happened, and they had the "And you left without cleaning it up?!" expression on their faces! Thank god I have such nice friends, they offered to teman me to clean the mess up and print their notes at the same time. And no, they didn't have a drink with them so no more innocent computers were attacked.
